:sunglasses: 25.4 % :pray: 14.3 % :laughing: 38.1 % 🧥 1.6 % :cry: 12.7 % :🤗 6.3 % :poo: 1.6 %
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By Crabcakes
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Andy McDandy wrote: Sat Mar 22, 2025 11:23 pm Liz Truss. Her sex face is her normal face.
I assume she’s as bad at sex as she is at everything else, so can imagine she’d approach it by saying she’s off to slip into something more comfortable and to get a few cheeky toys, and she’ll pop on some romantic music, only to return a few moments later in a heavily soiled Mr Blobby costume, and wielding a hammer action drill and rotary clothes dryer, while the dulcet tones of Rolf Harris singing “two little boys” start to drift into the room.
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By Tubby Isaacs
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Ha ha ha ha.
Tories claim No 10 admission UK won’t avoid new US tariffs shows Starmer has failed to protect British business – as it happened
Andrew Griffith, shadow business secretary, says prime minister needs to work on ‘rekindling US trade deal’
Starmer talks about a trade deal. but it's pretty obviously just trying to keep Trump sweet. Lots of UK exporters will have thought it was worth a try and will be sorry it failed.

But Andrew Griffiths seems to take this stuff seriously.
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