[satnav]

Does Trump actually drive? I've seen plenty of footage of him driving a golf buggy but I've never seen him at the wheel of real car.

[Oboogie]

Does Trump actually drive? I've seen plenty of footage of him driving a golf buggy but I've never seen him at the wheel of real car.

There's a clip from yesterday where he's moaning that he hasn't "been allowed" to drive for years because "they" won't let him.
Your guess is as good as mine who "they" might be, doctors? the police? his personal security detail? the DMV?

[satnav]

Perhaps he is referring to his famous bone spurs. The ones that helped him to avoid military service.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Every time he pisses himself he shorts out the seat mechanism.

[Abernathy]

Well, you’d never have thunk it, but Musk would seem to have out-Ratnered Gerald Ratner about a hundredfold.

[Bones McCoy]