[The Weeping Angel]

[Bones McCoy]

[Tubby Isaacs]

Would be nice to think they're going to fall apart, but nobody matters other than Farage. I doubt that Lowe could sink the party if he tried.

[Youngian]

Would be nice to think they're going to fall apart, but nobody matters other than Farage. I doubt that Lowe could sink the party if he tried.

At least Lowe's learned a valuable lesson about politics, disloyal gobshites who undermine their party's leadership got tossed over the side pretty sharpish.

Lowe explains what a great guy he is in this self-pitying eulogy. When does he get time off from Tweeting race hate to talk about bin collections in Norfolk?

[Tubby Isaacs]

Can't believe I've been done over by Nigel says MP for the "Nigel Does People Over" party.

[Andy McDandy]

If it happens once, it's them.

More than that, it's you.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Rupes' rant is quite the thing.

Does requesting regular meetings of MPs make me a monster? Is asking to even just see policy before it’s made public unreasonable? Is it fair to be insulted because I want people to finally talk to each other?

I have torn out what remaining hair I have left over the last few months trying to talk. That’s it. Just talk. I have tried, and tried, and tried to resolve all of this behind closed doors. I can only smash my head against a brick wall for so long.

"I'm disappointed there's no proper policy discussion", says MP elected for "We don't do proper policy discussion" party.

Given that he was seen meeting Liz Truss, I'm not expecting much great policy from the now "free to speak his mind" Rupert Lowe, who thinks Yaxley-Lennon exposed gangs rather than nearly fucking up trials.

[Watchman]

I may not be the finest specimen, but I’m a year older than Lowe, and he looks ancient compared to me

[satnav]

Whilst this spat won't destroy the Reform Party it will leave them weaker. Of the remaining 4 MPs Farage is too busy moonlighting to be a proper leader, Tice now seems to be dividing his time between Britain and Dubai, James McMurdock continues to keep a low profile and Lee Anderson is a walking liability.

[Andy McDandy]

I may not be the finest specimen, but I’m a year older than Lowe, and he looks ancient compared to me

I'm older than Paul Golding of Brittun Furst.

I refer you to Roald Dahl's musings on good and bad thoughts.