[Andy McDandy]

There's a village in Shetland called Twatt.

[Bones McCoy]

I hoped I'd heard the last of Toby Young after his pals Johnson and Gove fucked off.

Mister wrong about everything will soo ne Lord wrong about everything.

[Tubby Isaacs]

I expect it'll be Lord of where the West London Free School is.

Be fair, nobody else has ever opened a school. Apart from all the people who have done exactly that without being in effect annexes of Michael Gove's office.

I didn't notice at first, but no Katherine Birbalsingh. Maybe she wasn't interested this time.

[Bones McCoy]

Still no Lord Dacre of Cunting Cuntbury on Cunt.

[Tubby Isaacs]

I can only assume he no longer cares. Hopefully the vetting process will make it harder for him.