[Tubby Isaacs]

Someone's suggested Bozo could join Reform. Any chance of that?

Johnson wouldn't be able to stand not being in charge, or not the biggest attention seeker in the room.

That's a good point. Also I suppose there's some tension there given that most of Reform now think he's a "globalist Remainer". Doesn't go well with "I delivered Brexit, me"

[Tubby Isaacs]

Political giant.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Kangaroo court with a Tory majority.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Yeah, Sunak!

A message apparently sent by Andrea Jenkyns, Conservative MP for Morley and Outwood, reads “the blob has won, Boris the best PM since Thatcher”.

Mark Jenkinson, MP for Workington, replied: “There will be few smug faces tonight, I’m sure, but we’ll rue the day we started this nonsense.”

Jenkyns appears to add: “Well done Rishi for starting this nonsense”.

[Crabcakes]

Ha ha. I bet he thought they’d all just laugh it off now. Can’t see Sunak holding it up either.

[Bones McCoy]

Tonight at Tory Bingo:

The card contains just two boxes labelled "Woke" and "Blob".


Before the caller begins, a dishevelled tousle haired blond man raises his hand and shouts "Moated mansion!"

[Bones McCoy]

[Youngian]

Mark Jenkinson, MP for Workington, replied: “There will be few smug faces tonight, I’m sure, but we’ll rue the day we started this nonsense.”

You bet you will or are, he quipped smugly.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Ha ha. I bet he thought they’d all just laugh it off now. Can’t see Sunak holding it up either.

Yeah, funny he didn't respond to the report, isn't it? He knew he was fucked.

[Crabcakes]

Man, he *really* didn’t want this published. It must absolutely rip him a new arsehole.

[Tubby Isaacs]

What the fuck?

[Bones McCoy]

And that, son, is how June 9th became National flounce day...

[Bones McCoy]

What the fuck?

[Tubby Isaacs]

The funny thing is the other day Matt was doing "Bozo's just another globalist". Now he's supposed to show up in Mid Beds on an authentic proper politics platform? Why not run in Uxbridge in any case?

[Andy McDandy]

If Goodwin had any claim to being a serious academic, it's gone now. Lolz.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Not just the kangaroo court bit in the letter was bollocks. Sunak's blamed for abandoning the US trade deal he got nowhere near himself.

[Spoonman]

Just came in for the evening and seen this news.

A shame this has all came too late for this week's HIGNFY.

Otherwise, good riddance, here's the toys you chucked out of your pram in your resignation statement, and please just fuck off from any political life, forever.

[Spoonman]

What the fuck?

The Westminster institution(s) arguably are broken, but not for the reasons Goodwin would suggest.

[kreuzberger]

We're just home from open air cinema this evening. The Banshees of Inisherin; beautiful but shoite, incidentally.

I wish that we had stayed home and watched the evening's events unfold. That would have been far more entertaining.

[Abernathy]

Can we please now just confirm once and for allthat Johnson IS the worst Prime Minister there has ever been. He makes Liz Truss look like Mohandas Ghandi.