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Re: Mail Headlines#26817

By mattomac - Thu Jun 02, 2022 3:50 pm

- Thu Jun 02, 2022 3:50 pm #26817

Sunak won’t do anything…

But at least he didn’t have a campaign meeting in Durham.

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Re: Mail Headlines#27877

By Nigredo - Wed Jun 22, 2022 11:28 am

- Wed Jun 22, 2022 11:28 am #27877

https://www.tomorrowspapers.co.uk/daily ... 022-06-22/

There's about 3 different types of cognitive dissonance going on with this Heil front page and it's making my head hurt.

Oboogie, Watchman liked this

"I think you need a lot of context to examine anything" - Augustus Haynes, The Wire

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Re: Mail Headlines#27901

By Bones McCoy - Wed Jun 22, 2022 1:52 pm

- Wed Jun 22, 2022 1:52 pm #27901

Nigredo wrote: ↑Wed Jun 22, 2022 11:28 am https://www.tomorrowspapers.co.uk/daily ... 022-06-22/

There's about 3 different types of cognitive dissonance going on with this Heil front page and it's making my head hurt.

A mailite syllogism.
* Strikes are bad.
* Starmer opposes strikes.
* Therefore Starmer is bad.

Did Aristotle die in vain?

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Re: Mail Headlines#27956

By mattomac - Thu Jun 23, 2022 1:12 am

- Thu Jun 23, 2022 1:12 am #27956

Isn’t it just

Labour bad
Tories good

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Re: Mail Headlines#29229

By Crabcakes - Fri Jul 08, 2022 12:20 am

- Fri Jul 08, 2022 12:20 am #29229

I see Dacre is taking his gong not going through before Johnson leaves well

https://www.tomorrowspapers.co.uk/daily ... 022-07-08/

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Re: Mail Headlines#29237

By Bones McCoy - Fri Jul 08, 2022 9:11 am

- Fri Jul 08, 2022 9:11 am #29237

Crabcakes wrote: ↑Fri Jul 08, 2022 12:20 am I see Dacre is taking his gong not going through before Johnson leaves well

https://www.tomorrowspapers.co.uk/daily ... 022-07-08/

A truly "U OK Hun?" moment for the mail.

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Re: Mail Headlines#29253

By Boiler - Fri Jul 08, 2022 12:06 pm

- Fri Jul 08, 2022 12:06 pm #29253

One of the things we need to see in this country is a change in the law regarding media ownership and especially, cross-media ownership.

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Re: Mail Headlines#29254

By Oboogie - Fri Jul 08, 2022 12:16 pm

- Fri Jul 08, 2022 12:16 pm #29254

Dacre's having a bad week...which is nice.

"Prince Harry wins latest stage in Mail on Sunday High Court libel claim"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-62090652

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Re: Mail Headlines#29281

By Youngian - Fri Jul 08, 2022 4:07 pm

- Fri Jul 08, 2022 4:07 pm #29281

The young grief stricken Harry may have decided its his life ambition to make the press’s life a misery and is only getting started. A worthy goal to turn your life to.

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Re: Mail Headlines#32143

By zuriblue - Mon Sep 12, 2022 1:56 pm

- Mon Sep 12, 2022 1:56 pm #32143

Rather an embarrassing gaffe, even by Fail Online standards.

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Re: Mail Headlines#33406

By satnav - Sun Oct 09, 2022 10:36 pm

- Sun Oct 09, 2022 10:36 pm #33406

'Mail investigation' is surely some kind of oxymoron. Most Mail journalists are incapable of checking basic facts let alone carry out an investigation.

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Re: Mail Headlines#33418

By Andy McDandy - Mon Oct 10, 2022 8:54 am

- Mon Oct 10, 2022 8:54 am #33418

Translation - "OK, staff, are your kids off to university? Can you get a look at their reading lists, see if we can make something of them?"

As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

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Re: Mail Headlines#33419

By Abernathy - Mon Oct 10, 2022 9:04 am

- Mon Oct 10, 2022 9:04 am #33419

Is King Chaz right to want a "cut-price" coronation? Well, of course he is. He's the king, and can have whatever the fuck he likes. In fact, why even bother with a coronation at all? He IS the king, became the King the very second his mammy drew her final breath, and is actually in the and getting right ahead with the figureheading stuff. right now. Why bother with a load of expensive pompous flummery?

The answer is, of course, bread and circuses. Same as the fucking Daily Mail.

"The opportunity to serve our country: that is all we ask.” John Smith, May 11, 1994.

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Re: Mail Headlines#33428

By Malcolm Armsteen - Mon Oct 10, 2022 11:46 am

- Mon Oct 10, 2022 11:46 am #33428

Should be in Kingston anyway.

The moneychangers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply values more noble than mere monetary profit.

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Re: Mail Headlines#33429

By kreuzberger - Mon Oct 10, 2022 12:17 pm

- Mon Oct 10, 2022 12:17 pm #33429

Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑Mon Oct 10, 2022 11:46 am Should be in Kingston anyway.

The soundclash would be priceless...

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Re: Mail Headlines#33438

By Malcolm Armsteen - Mon Oct 10, 2022 4:44 pm

- Mon Oct 10, 2022 4:44 pm #33438

Prince Buster for King!

The moneychangers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply values more noble than mere monetary profit.