Prince Andrew's not a Nonce

Re: Prince Andrew's not a Nonce#18100

By Andy McDandy - Wed Jan 12, 2022 2:41 pm

- Wed Jan 12, 2022 2:41 pm #18100

New York judge is having none of the delaying/dismissal tactics. Civil trial to proceed.

As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

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Re: Prince Andrew's not a Nonce#18113

By Killer Whale - Wed Jan 12, 2022 4:31 pm

- Wed Jan 12, 2022 4:31 pm #18113

Not a good day for establishment entitlement.

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Re: Prince Andrew's not a Nonce#18125

By Tubby Isaacs - Wed Jan 12, 2022 8:36 pm

- Wed Jan 12, 2022 8:36 pm #18125

Andrew's still got a surprising number of (presumably symbolic) jobs with the likes of the Grenadier Guards. Pretty incredible he hasn't resigned from those already.

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Re: Prince Andrew's not a Nonce#18128

By davidjay - Wed Jan 12, 2022 8:42 pm

- Wed Jan 12, 2022 8:42 pm #18128

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Wed Jan 12, 2022 8:36 pm Andrew's still got a surprising number of (presumably symbolic) jobs with the likes of the Grenadier Guards. Pretty incredible he hasn't resigned from those already.

He's done nothing wrong so why should he? It's not his fault some ghastly oik tried to pay off his silly tart.

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Re: Prince Andrew's not a Nonce#18135

By Tubby Isaacs - Wed Jan 12, 2022 10:25 pm

- Wed Jan 12, 2022 10:25 pm #18135

The Grenadier Guards haven't done anything wrong and they're stuck with this walking liability. Bit of a call to sack a prince, mind.

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Re: Prince Andrew's not a Nonce#18138

By Malcolm Armsteen - Wed Jan 12, 2022 10:31 pm

- Wed Jan 12, 2022 10:31 pm #18138

They can't, those jobs are in the gift of his royal high mumness.

The moneychangers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply values more noble than mere monetary profit.

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Re: Prince Andrew's not a Nonce#18177

By Malcolm Armsteen - Thu Jan 13, 2022 5:10 pm

- Thu Jan 13, 2022 5:10 pm #18177

He's 'returned' them all to the queen.

The moneychangers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply values more noble than mere monetary profit.

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Re: Prince Andrew's not a Nonce#18179

By Bones McCoy - Thu Jan 13, 2022 5:29 pm

- Thu Jan 13, 2022 5:29 pm #18179

BBC says "Breaking"

Prince Andrew loses military titles and patronages
Published1 minute ago

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-59987935

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Re: Prince Andrew's not a Nonce#18181

By MisterMuncher - Thu Jan 13, 2022 5:34 pm

- Thu Jan 13, 2022 5:34 pm #18181

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We regard capitalist journalism as an effective weapon in the hands of a well-informed, but utterly unscrupulous, enemy, rather than merely as an unbiased recorder of passing events.

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Re: Prince Andrew's not a Nonce#18183

By Cyclist - Thu Jan 13, 2022 5:44 pm

- Thu Jan 13, 2022 5:44 pm #18183

Birdcage Walk might be nearly 40 miles away as the pterodactyl flies, but I can hear the cheering from Wellington Barracks from here!

Sod it!

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Re: Prince Andrew's not a Nonce#18193

By Youngian - Thu Jan 13, 2022 7:00 pm

- Thu Jan 13, 2022 7:00 pm #18193

It would be surprising if the Windsors didn’t toss Andrew over the side when all other options were exhausted. They’re paid up members of the self-preservation society.

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Re: Prince Andrew's not a Nonce#18195

By The All New KevS - Thu Jan 13, 2022 7:18 pm

- Thu Jan 13, 2022 7:18 pm #18195

I'm sure the Mail/Sun/Piers Morgan will report this by screaming at Harry and Meghan for daring to exist.

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Re: Prince Andrew's not a Nonce#18202

By Andy McDandy - Thu Jan 13, 2022 7:52 pm

- Thu Jan 13, 2022 7:52 pm #18202

Youngian wrote: ↑Thu Jan 13, 2022 7:00 pm It would be surprising if the Windsors didn’t toss Andrew over the side when all other options were exhausted. They’re paid up members of the self-preservation society.

Into the secure attic at Glamis Castle, built for prince Derek, the rhinoceros headed bastard child of Queen Victoria.

As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

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Re: Prince Andrew's not a Nonce#18205

By Malcolm Armsteen - Thu Jan 13, 2022 7:57 pm

- Thu Jan 13, 2022 7:57 pm #18205

Butt of Malmsey.

Or red-hot poker...

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Re: Prince Andrew's not a Nonce#18207

By Oboogie - Thu Jan 13, 2022 8:01 pm

- Thu Jan 13, 2022 8:01 pm #18207

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Thu Jan 13, 2022 7:52 pm Into the secure attic at Glamis Castle, built for prince Derek, the rhinoceros headed bastard child of Queen Victoria.

The Royals certainly missed a trick there, they should have let him become king, it'd be fantastic to be ruled over by a rhinoceros headed bastard.
Called Derek.

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Re: Prince Andrew's not a Nonce#18213

By Watchman - Thu Jan 13, 2022 8:52 pm

- Thu Jan 13, 2022 8:52 pm #18213

The Andrew formerly known as Prince

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Well, I don't know, but I've been told
You never slow down, you never grow old
I'm tired of screwin' up, tired of going down
Tired of myself, tired of this town

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Re: Prince Andrew's not a Nonce#18214

By Bones McCoy - Thu Jan 13, 2022 9:04 pm

- Thu Jan 13, 2022 9:04 pm #18214

Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑Thu Jan 13, 2022 7:57 pm Butt of Malmsey.

Or red-hot poker...

Defenstration.

Pillow over the face.

Or the decidedly modern cocktail of morphine and cocaine.

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Re: Prince Andrew's not a Nonce#18223

By Watchman - Thu Jan 13, 2022 9:31 pm

- Thu Jan 13, 2022 9:31 pm #18223

A motoring trip round Paris

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Well, I don't know, but I've been told
You never slow down, you never grow old
I'm tired of screwin' up, tired of going down
Tired of myself, tired of this town

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Re: Prince Andrew's not a Nonce#18235

By Malcolm Armsteen - Thu Jan 13, 2022 10:09 pm

- Thu Jan 13, 2022 10:09 pm #18235

A quiet injection...

The moneychangers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply values more noble than mere monetary profit.

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Re: Prince Andrew's not a Nonce#18237

By Bones McCoy - Thu Jan 13, 2022 10:14 pm

- Thu Jan 13, 2022 10:14 pm #18237

Watchman wrote: ↑Thu Jan 13, 2022 9:31 pm A motoring trip round Paris

OOhhhh - too soon?

He was the nonce of hearts.

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