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By kreuzberger
#15790
"We can rebuild him", they said - avoiding eye-contact, but we'll discount any of my general neuroses for the time being.

As of 09:00 tomorrow, I am going to be offline for a few days, most probably, so if the shit hits the fan, please contact me via other DM channels or email. Senior members of the forum know how to reach me, if needs be.

Meantime, be nice and fuck the tories.
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By Malcolm Armsteen
#15794
Good luck, comrade.

And think of me on Wednesday when they are dismantling my eyeball...
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By kreuzberger
#15910
Thank you everybody for all the kind wishes. Operation seems thus far to be successful, so I am sitting here with a healthy supply of painkillers and wondering how the hell I am going to get showered and dressed for the dressing change later this afternoon.

To be honest, I'll be rather relieved when this is all over...
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By Malcolm Armsteen
#15911
Good to hear you're relatively OK. I wouldn't worry about showering...
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By kreuzberger
#16019
Malcolm Armsteen wrote: Sun Dec 12, 2021 10:11 pm Good luck, comrade.

And think of me on Wednesday when they are dismantling my eyeball...
The mention of the Armsteen Eyeball seems to have passed under the radar without any of us noticing. Good luck, Mister A!
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By Malcolm Armsteen
#16021
Thanks.

No2 son has just reminded me that he and Odin only have one eye each, so if it goes wrong I'll be in good company.
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